A MUM told of her horror after discovering her son had hatched a plot to hand out penis-shaped chocolates in the playground. 

Little Luke More, five, secretly raided an Ann Summers advent calendar his mum had bought for a single female friend ahead of the festive season. 

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Louise, 28, purchased the £5 calendar to lift her mate’s spirits. 

But cheeky Luke raided the cupboard it was hidden in and secretly emptied all 24 chocolates into his school bag. 

Luke was on his way into school as usual on Tuesday when Louise checked his bag outside the school gates and spotted he had stashed away the phallic-shaped treats in the hope of handing them out to his pals. 

The single mum, of Wallsend, Newcastle, said: “I was mortified. I would have been so embarrassed if he had managed to get them into scool. 

“At least it shows he’s kind and caring by wanting to share chocolate with his friends.  

Mum of five Louise said Luke later confessed he had had a root around the cupboards when her back was turned and sneaked the choccies into his bag. 

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She said: “He’s quite a boy but his heart is in the right place.” 

Louise posted about the incident on Facebook, provoking an outpouring of funny anecdotes about children and the things they say and do at school. 

Teacher Shane Henry added: “I really wish this happened in my class. It would absolutely make my week! I bet you've given the entire staff room a great laugh.”

Francesca Marshall said: “Your son sounds like a very caring little boy, wanting to share your chocolates with all his friends! hope u have a fantastic Christmas!”

Kirsten Gould wrote: “I'm a teacher and a couple of years ago, I was teaching the topic "people who help us." 

“I had a 7 year old whose dad was in the police. I invited him to stand up and tell us what his dad did. 

“He told us his dad loved using his handcuffs - sometimes on criminals but mostly cuffing his mummy to the bed!!!!! That lunchtime, the staffroom was in stitches!”

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